Feature 01 · Sep 11, 2026
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Mortality is coming for us all but there is still marrow for us to sink our teeth into, even if it means chipping a tooth. There are more hogs to clap, even if it overtakes the world weight record of your mom. Thank you redtidespearfishing GR for being the OG and being proud of me. : Sometimes I imagine what my obituary will say, because I will likely die of this sport. I hope they don’t mention me ever so slightly defecating in my wetsuit after some strong village Folgers, while at the exact time having…
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